wtf why am I so lame

fohk:

ryan howard is everything

(via wildfairys)

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I’ve never drawn with pen before today and I’m in love.

I’ve never drawn with pen before today and I’m in love.

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7 hours ago

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via zacharybruce)

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systemofadowny:

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.


On the way to a booty call

systemofadowny:

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

On the way to a booty call

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I love this fat cat so much he’s like a warm sack for my tummy

I love this fat cat so much he’s like a warm sack for my tummy

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nanosinon asked: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


Answer:

;)

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2 days ago

pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

(via strocka)

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frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit

frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit

(via jennerboots)

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rumpelstiltskln:

We have no idea what’s in the ocean so I think my “fish with tits” theory is still safe

(via whatsacanada)

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6 days ago

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via whatsacanada)

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