wtf why am I so lame

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

WHO WROTE THIS because the truth of this is overwhelming.

(Source: ghostukulele, via st-bbornlove)

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9142
Posted
1 day ago

psyducked:

party time

(Source: snerky, via pagingme)

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279697
Posted
1 day ago

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

(Source: grilledcheezed, via peoplemagazine)

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Posted
2 days ago

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via christianmingle)

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65324
Posted
4 days ago

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Source: briannathestrange, via missharpersworld)

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Posted
5 days ago

almostfaemous:

unfollower:

peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

yeah FUCK babies

(via breakfast-with-satan)

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6 days ago
hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

hemmosauce:

taking-the-hobbit-to-erebor:

babyferaligator:

picassojawbone:

this show is for little kids but it is the funniest shit I have ever seen

whats that mythbusters dude doin

is this attack on titan

once in art class my teacher played this on the projector for a full hour 

(Source: creepyweirdcartoons, via xxjust-breathe)

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Posted
6 days ago
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